Wednesday, July 8, 2009

At least one industry isn't going down the crapper.

The staff of the sunshine daily found that, through one historical prospective, one can deduce that toilet paper is only going up!

But only because we can't afford to fix the toilets.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Lincoln plates discovered

Glass negatives were discovered, showing the 2nd inauguration of President A. Lincoln, in the Library of Congress archives. This is probably one of the better discoveries regarding American history in recent years.link to CNN article

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Saudi Arabia tough on crime.

If you were considering moving to Saudi, but were concerned about crime, fear no more. The tradition of beheading murderers is apparently alive and kicking. All of this on the eve of President Bush's comments regarding concerns about freedom and democracy in the region. Apparently there is not enough for his tastes.

Friday, January 11, 2008

You are attractive to someone

A yelled marriage proposal confirms that someone finds Hillary Clinton appealing enough to consider, despite her status as a wife. Given this, it is highly likely that, somewhere on this earth, is someone that finds you worth the time of day.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Sharpton doesn't understand English

Few people are recognized in the civil rights movement as easily as the Reverend Al Sharpton, a man that is possibly the voice of a large number of African Americans. I don't remember his stance on ebonics, but recent comments suggest that he's out of touch with the tongue that most U.S. citizens speak.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Homes soon to be a buyers market!

For those interested in a home sometime in the future, CNN Money suggests an upcoming drop in prices due to a lack of sales in the present.