At least one industry isn't going down the crapper.

The staff of the sunshine daily found that, through one historical prospective, one can deduce that toilet paper is only going up!

But only because we can't afford to fix the toilets.

Lincoln plates discovered

Glass negatives were discovered, showing the 2nd inauguration of President A. Lincoln, in the Library of Congress archives. This is probably one of the better discoveries regarding American history in recent years.link to CNN article

Industrialized nations buck trends.

As it turns out, America likes sex.

Saudi Arabia tough on crime.

If you were considering moving to Saudi, but were concerned about crime, fear no more. The tradition of beheading murderers is apparently alive and kicking. All of this on the eve of President Bush's comments regarding concerns about freedom and democracy in the region. Apparently there is not enough for his tastes.

You are attractive to someone

A yelled marriage proposal confirms that someone finds Hillary Clinton appealing enough to consider, despite her status as a wife. Given this, it is highly likely that, somewhere on this earth, is someone that finds you worth the time of day.

Sharpton doesn't understand English

Few people are recognized in the civil rights movement as easily as the Reverend Al Sharpton, a man that is possibly the voice of a large number of African Americans. I don't remember his stance on ebonics, but recent comments suggest that he's out of touch with the tongue that most U.S. citizens speak.

Homes soon to be a buyers market!

For those interested in a home sometime in the future, CNN Money suggests an upcoming drop in prices due to a lack of sales in the present.

Bill Clinton Unable to Control Temporal Flow

William Jefferson Clinton is unable to control many aspects surrounding his wife, including temporal location and physical features, including gender.

While this might be considered unfortunate by some who want to see Bill experiment with his wife, we at the Sunshine Daily consider this a positive thing. We also don't want to see Bill experiment with his wife. We can hear about it, but we don't want to see it.

Stupid Criminal

A recent event forces us to consider the level of intelligence of criminals and finds them lacking.

Score one for the good guys.

Nevada, Other Western States Have Enough Water

Recent weather has resulted in an abundance of moisture throughout the western states of California, Nevada, Utah, and Colorado. While normally Nevada families would stay in at this time of year, the moisture combined with the seasonal temperature has resulted in several "roughing it" for the time being.

In related news, the states of California and Colorado is not at risk for wildfires in the immediate future.

Country still considers beauty pageant winners to have high morals.

Despite mounting evidence CNN reports that a former two-time beauty pageant winner assaulted and threatened to kill a former boyfriend, indicating that they felt it less likely that people with a higher public profile with regards to outter beauty have some sort of moral high-ground.

Hollywood could not be reached for comment, due to a drug-induced orgy scheduled for this week.

State Cuts Prisoner Spending!

An escaped criminal was recently removed from tax-payer concerns by state authorities. While further investigation of events is pending, it does appear that, while not voluntary, the escapee did arm himself in an attempt to warrant lethal force on the part of executive branch representatives on the local level.

Introduction

The Sunshine Daily is a blog updated daily for the purpose of giving a positive spin in a world where news is too frequently given in the darkest manner. Here at Sunshine Daily we don't believe that anything doesn't have a good side, a silver lining.

We're here to look beyond the clouds and see the sunshine.