Bill Clinton Unable to Control Temporal Flow

William Jefferson Clinton is unable to control many aspects surrounding his wife, including temporal location and physical features, including gender.

While this might be considered unfortunate by some who want to see Bill experiment with his wife, we at the Sunshine Daily consider this a positive thing. We also don't want to see Bill experiment with his wife. We can hear about it, but we don't want to see it.

Stupid Criminal

A recent event forces us to consider the level of intelligence of criminals and finds them lacking.

Score one for the good guys.

Nevada, Other Western States Have Enough Water

Recent weather has resulted in an abundance of moisture throughout the western states of California, Nevada, Utah, and Colorado. While normally Nevada families would stay in at this time of year, the moisture combined with the seasonal temperature has resulted in several "roughing it" for the time being.

In related news, the states of California and Colorado is not at risk for wildfires in the immediate future.

Country still considers beauty pageant winners to have high morals.

Despite mounting evidence CNN reports that a former two-time beauty pageant winner assaulted and threatened to kill a former boyfriend, indicating that they felt it less likely that people with a higher public profile with regards to outter beauty have some sort of moral high-ground.

Hollywood could not be reached for comment, due to a drug-induced orgy scheduled for this week.

State Cuts Prisoner Spending!

An escaped criminal was recently removed from tax-payer concerns by state authorities. While further investigation of events is pending, it does appear that, while not voluntary, the escapee did arm himself in an attempt to warrant lethal force on the part of executive branch representatives on the local level.

Introduction

The Sunshine Daily is a blog updated daily for the purpose of giving a positive spin in a world where news is too frequently given in the darkest manner. Here at Sunshine Daily we don't believe that anything doesn't have a good side, a silver lining.

We're here to look beyond the clouds and see the sunshine.